Right so I'm sitting here trying to write down my symptoms before I see the GP and I've had to describe my own body in ways I have never said out loud to another human being. 'Dryness'. 'Discomfort'. 'Loss of interest'. I sound like a very sad Ocado substitution notice. Anyway I'm doing it because apparently just going red and saying 'everything's a bit... you know' is not useful clinical information. If anyone else has found a way to write this stuff down without wanting to fold themselves into a bin bag, do let me know x