Hannah

9 Jun

Right so I opened my period tracker this morning to log something and it cheerfully told me I am "in my fertile window" and suggested I try for a baby. I am 40, exhausted, forgot my own postcode yesterday, and my last three cycles have been 24 days, 38 days, and whatever chaos is currently happening. Fertile window. Sure. Thanks app. Truly thriving over here. I've started just writing things in the notes app instead because at least that doesn't have opinions. Nobody warned me my cycles would just start doing whatever they wanted before I even knew what perimenopause was. Anyway. Noting it down. That's all I've got today 😂 x